Well, I thumbed through more pics at Polaroid Scene and I figured this would be a good game to play (to wrap up the end of a work-avoiding workday)
Let's start out with an easy one: Guess the ugly friend in this pic...
In the picture above, it's quite obvious that these rich trusta farians are just using homeboy from the streets to up their street cred & appear beautiful to passerbys. remember, they live in brooklyn, so they know how to speak "Negro"
Ahh..too easy you say? Well, try this next pic on for size:
With perfectly plucked eye-brows & european texturized hair to match, who can fuck with this sista? if you are a perfect-complexion-owning SWF who doesn't look cheesy when grillin' the camera, that's who!
Moving onto the next subject of comparision we have:
Um..yeah, that's a toss up! who da fuck can tell which friend is prettier? paging Tyra Banks...we need your expertise on these matters.
OK, next up is:
This one is kinda hard because of the "the ugly/cute hipster rule of thumb"...which is defined by their ugly qualities drawing you in further towards your doom.
And lastly (thank god..no more):
I suppose this is a matter of preference. If you prefer make up, go with the friend on the right. If you prefer expensive make up that looks like there isn't any on her face, go with friend on the left. Problem solved!
On an unrelated note: 2 more final pics for our sleuthy problem-solvers out there:
I wonder if that girl on the right is on Ecstasy?
And...
Can you relate to these caricatures of us ("us" meaning young urban professionals, of course)? Oooh looky, they even drew a chick placing her glass of champagne from the art show on the ground as she fumbles through her Marc Jacobs bag. WORST!
