Open up the floor for a little Q & A

Q: What's more boring than going to a burlesque show?
A: Going to a celebrity burlesque show

Q: Is that really Big Daddy Kane?
A: I can't tell

Q: Has Joan Collins had 1,000,000 face lifts?
A: Yes

Q: How come bloggers make fun of every flaw on Britney, Lindsay Lohan, & Paris Hilton?
A: Because we are all happy being fat ass dorks